Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Taking no chances with my health

Have you been hearing the problems with food and E. Coli?

1. You can't eat fresh vegetables from the store.
2. It's not safe to eat fast food.
3. And now, you can't even eat at a sit-down restaurant.

So, what's a person to do? Eat the only food that's safe anymore. And what would that be? Twinkies, of course! That's all I'll be eating from now on. I bet I'll outlive all of ya.

2 comments:

alisonwonderland said...

at your age, i'm sure you can use all the preservatives you can get! :o)

daltongirl said...

And when (if) you die, there won't be any work for the mortician to do--you'll already be embalmed!