So *that's* how you get kids to do chores...

If you're a kid, STOP READING RIGHT NOW! This entry is only for adults and you should stay away. It's a secret that only parents should know, so leave this site right now!

There, that should do it. Only us parents now.

Think you can't get your kids to do chores? Are they only doing a small percentage of what you've asked them to do? Well, here's the answer, nice-n-neat in a FoxTrot cartoon. I love FoxTrot if for no reason than for Jason, the son. A true little brother to his big sister and brother. A total nerd in the best sci-fi tradition. If you can find some of Bill Amend's old collections, I suggest you read them. I think you'll be amused.

Anyway, without further ado...